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Everything a founder needs.
Nothing they don't.
Build the brand. Execute the strategy. Sell it or scale it. Track every dollar. All connected — all yours.
Build Engine
Front Office
Domain → Brand Copy → Design System → Landing Page → Pitch Deck → Full-Stack App Code. One idea, the entire company.
Co-Founder Mode
10 AI strategy tools
After your build, 10 AI strategy tools activate — each trained on your actual brand. Competitor intel, investor drills, launch plans, outreach scripts. All of it, specific to you.
See all 10 tools
- Founder DNA
- Competitor Radar
- Market Intel
- Red Team
- Revenue Model
- Launch Sequencer
- Outreach Sniper
- Hiring
- Legal
- Emotional OS
Marketplace
Buy & sell builds
List your LAPDOG-built brands. Buyers get verified assets — domain, code, brand kit, pitch deck. LAPDOG takes 10%. You keep 90%.
Newsreel
Live build feed
Every brand LAPDOG builds hits the Newsreel. Follow the market. Spot trends. See what's getting traction before it goes viral.
LAPDOG Bank
Founder-native banking
Revenue tracking, founder payouts, and financial infrastructure built for the solo operator. No EIN required at launch. No branch. No bullshit.
Already have a site?
Let LAPDOG tear it apart.
Paste any URL. LAPDOG scrapes it live, scores the copy, rewrites the hero, and hands you the exact fixes — no vague advice, no agency markup.
From raw idea to unfair advantage.
One loyal AI, zero agencies.
Give LAPDOG one idea. It builds the whole brand package automatically — domains, copy, design, landing page, pitch deck. Every output is real and specific to your product.
Domain Name Finder
Brandable domain candidates — every one WHOIS-verified live so you never fall in love with a name that's already taken.
AI Brand Copy
Hero headline, elevator pitch, mission statement, voice guidelines — written to sound like a real brand, not a template. Knows your archetype.
Brand Design System
Color palette, typography pairing, visual identity direction — a real creative brief built from your brand's creative archetype.
Product Landing Page
A real, working landing page built for your specific product type — SaaS, marketplace, tool, community — with product-specific sections, real copy, and interactive demos. Zero templates.
Now with product intelligence ↑Pitch Deck Generator
10-slide investor-ready deck built FROM your actual brand copy — problem, market size, model, competitive landscape, the ask.
LAPDOG AI Companion
Real chat with a live headless browser, web search, site auditing, voice input, and TTS — it researches the real world and talks back.
Your AI co-founder doesn't
just build brands.
LAPDOG knows strategy, fundraising, hiring, legal, distribution, revenue, and the emotional reality of building. All 10 weapons are loaded.
Founder DNA
Maps your risk tolerance, decision style, blind spots, and emotional state — LAPDOG uses it to calibrate every insight to you specifically.
Competitor Radar
Live web research → real competitors, funding signals, pricing moves, and your specific opening in the market. Not a static report.
Red Team
Investor objections, customer pushback, competitor attacks — survivability score 1-10 and LAPDOG's honest verdict before the market gives you one.
Revenue Model
Every monetization path ranked by fit, with 6-month + Year 1 realistic numbers. LAPDOG picks your first move this week.
Launch Sequencer
Give a launch date → week-by-week reverse plan with checkboxes, content tasks, outreach targets, and a full launch-day playbook.
Outreach Sniper
Target name + role + company → LAPDOG researches them live → personalized subject line, email body, and follow-up that don't sound like a robot wrote them.
Team Builder
Stage + gap → who to hire first, ready-to-use job post, green/red interview flags, and equity range for your stage.
Legal Translator
Paste any doc → clause-by-clause plain English, red flags flagged, counter-language ready to copy. Dangerous knowledge, not legal advice.
Emotional OS
Check in on energy, clarity, isolation, momentum → LAPDOG reads your real state and meets you there. No toxic positivity.
All 10 tools live. No waitlist. LAPDOG knows your brand from the Front Office and uses that context here.
Your brand earns the
moment it's built.
Every LAPDOG build is a sellable asset. List it on the Marketplace in under 2 minutes. Buyers get the domain, code, brand kit, pitch deck, and copy — verified and ready to launch. You get paid. LAPDOG takes 10%.
Browse live listings, make offers, or list your own. The Marketplace is the engine that turns your build pipeline into recurring income.
Asset types transferred
Domain, code, brand kit, deck, copy, design, spec
LAPDOG take rate
You keep 90% of every sale
Time to list
Auto-packages everything from your build
Sample listing
Live builds
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2m ago
Smart home automation for rental property managers
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7m ago
Pitch deck generator with investor matching
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14m ago
Legal document simplifier for freelancers
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22m ago
The market moves
in real time. Watch it.
Every brand LAPDOG builds hits the Newsreel instantly. Follow the market. Spot trends before they trend. See what founders are building right now — and what's getting traction.
The Newsreel is your competitive intelligence feed. Free to watch. Invaluable to use.
Watch Live FeedYour brand earns.
Now it banks too.
Revenue tracking, founder payouts, and financial tooling built for the solo operator — no personal guarantee, no branch visit, no bullshit.
LAPDOG Bank is the first business account designed around the founder build cycle. Your Marketplace earnings land here automatically. Expense tracking, invoicing, and payout tools included from day one. Powered by Unit.co — FDIC-insured, built for builders.
LAPDOG Bank is launching soon.
Solo operators get early access first. First 100 founders keep the founding rate. No spam.
Traditional business bank
- ✕Branch visit required
- ✕EIN + personal guarantee
- ✕Weeks to open
- ✕No founder tools
Generic neobank
- ✕Not built for builders
- ✕No marketplace integration
- ✕Manual revenue tracking
- ✕No payout automation
LAPDOG Bank
- ✓Open in minutes, no branch
- ✓Auto-synced with Marketplace
- ✓Per-project revenue tracking
- ✓Founder-native from day one
What others charge.
What LAPDOG does instead.
Starting a brand the old way means five separate hires before you've validated anything. LAPDOG collapses all of it into one session.
LAPDOG isn't a corporate SaaS tool. It's the calm, confident, been-there friend who happens to know branding, copy, design, and pitch decks — built for founders who bet on themselves.
Build with LAPDOG.
List. Get paid. Repeat.
One subscription unlocks the whole platform — Build Engine, Co-Founder Mode, Marketplace, Newsreel, and Bank.
3 active projects
- Full build pipeline
- Domain → Brand → Code
- Marketplace listing
- Newsreel access
Unlimited projects
- Everything in Builder
- Priority build queue
- Portfolio analytics
- Valuation engine
- Featured Marketplace slot
Unlimited + API
- Everything in Operator
- White-label (remove branding)
- Full API access
- Dedicated build support
- 5 team seats
LAPDOG takes 10% on Marketplace sales only. No hidden fees. No usage caps.